WHISKEY RIVER SOAP FOR MOM BRAIN

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Phone in the fridge again.

I used to have functioning brain cells, but that no-good husband of mine screwed me over and now I have feral children instead. If I have to hear, "Mom, he's hitting me" and, "Call 911!" one more time, I swear to the Grey Goose god... Speaking of which, have you seen my double martini? And the baby? They were both in the oven last time I checked.

Soggy Cheerios Scented
Fragrance: Fresh Milk, Honey Almond, Oatmeal Milk & Honey
Net Weight: 6 oz
Note: Because all of our soaps are handmade, no two bars are identical.

WHISKEY RIVER SOAP FOR MOM BRAIN

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$11.95 $8.96

SKU: MOM-S

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    Description

    Phone in the fridge again.

    I used to have functioning brain cells, but that no-good husband of mine screwed me over and now I have feral children instead. If I have to hear, "Mom, he's hitting me" and, "Call 911!" one more time, I swear to the Grey Goose god... Speaking of which, have you seen my double martini? And the baby? They were both in the oven last time I checked.

    Soggy Cheerios Scented
    Fragrance: Fresh Milk, Honey Almond, Oatmeal Milk & Honey
    Net Weight: 6 oz
    Note: Because all of our soaps are handmade, no two bars are identical.

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